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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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