- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

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Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

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