- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

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