A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

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Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

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What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

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Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

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My wife made me a sandwich

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What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

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Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

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Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

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Cancer.

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Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

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This would be racist to black people if they could read.

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A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

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Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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