- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

so... how about that airplane food

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe enough times, they'll fall over.

Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

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