What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

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There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

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What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

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call me if you want xxx on 0407777235

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knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

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What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

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A girl and her family were walking by a cliff. Suddenly - due to a a part of the cliff falling away - her family fell over the edge and died. The girl ran to the bottom of the cliff and saw her family's body's strewn across the rocks, blood everywhere. She didn't have a phone on her and so could not call the police. She called over a man she saw in the distance. He asked "What's happened?". Just managing to stammer the words through her tears she said "My entire family fell off a cliff and died". The man unzipped his trousers and said "This really isn't your day is it love?"

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A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

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"Almost as accidental as your spelling I'm afraid." -...

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

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A boy grows up loving tractors. For birthday and Christmas each year he got a tractor toy of some kind, until the age of 17, when he finally gave up tractors and got himself a CD player. One day, listening to all the latest tunes with some headphones, he looks outside to see his neighbour's house on fire. He goes outside to find firemen trying to put out the blaze. He jumps into the blazing house and inhales as much as he can, which astonishingly puts out the blaze. A fireman confusing asked "How did you do that?" The boy replies, " I'm an ex-tractor fan."

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What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

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What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

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What happened when the black man approached a dinosaur? Nothing, for dinosaurs were eradicated from the face of the earth 135 million years ago.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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why did the chickan cross the road? who let the chickan out?

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

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What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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