- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

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Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

wanna here a good joke? me too.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

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