how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

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How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

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Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

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In your case, maybe because it is time to stop thinking so much, and begin living life, if the world cannot appreciate a wise man such as yourself, maybe that man should stop being wise, and begin being happy.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was holding hands with the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It saw a banana. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? It slipped. Why did the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? It thought this was all a game. Why did the sixth monkey commit suicide? All his friends were gone.

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Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? a bike

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Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

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Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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