- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

wanna here a good joke? me too.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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