- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

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