- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

Girls Lacrosse.

What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Youre mom is so dead...

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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