- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

Nuneaton..

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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