Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

Cheese

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

Michel Moor on a die...

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

4 1/2

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

Nick Cannon

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

3021 North Broadway Avenue

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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