- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Andrew's a bald wankstain.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

Can anyone Lenin money?

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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