- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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