- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

what's brown and sticky A stick!

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

VaginaBoob ^.^

Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

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Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

i just pooped that is all!

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

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