The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Blacks

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

why dont they make black forks

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

* anti-punchline

Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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