- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

Feminism

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

Me

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

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