- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Have you ever heard of a goose?

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

In soviet Russia...things are different

So a horse walks into a barn.

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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