Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

A kid has no friends.

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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