Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

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At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

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So a guy goes to his doctor because he thinks he has an STD. He asks the doctor "how bad is it doc?" to which the doctor replies "Well, I got the test results and it doesn't look good. You've got chlamydia, gonorrhea, and onomatopoeia. The guy asks "What's onomatopoeia?" The doctor replies "It's exactly what it sounds like"

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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Why did the portuguese fisherman take out a $20,000 loan with a reknown loan shark at exorbitant interest rates? He needed to buy a kidney on the black market for his drug addicted daughter who had also destroyed his credit score meaning he coudln't get a loan from the usual credit facilities such as banks and credit unions.

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Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

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your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

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What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

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What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

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Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

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person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

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A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

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Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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