What is the difference?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

Irish sobriety

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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