To mamma so fat..............nuff said

Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

Who's on first? Garvey.

Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

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