- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

I have suicidal thoughts

all jokes aside...

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

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