why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

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Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! *closes door*

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

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Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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women's rights, lol

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

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why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

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A tree falls over on an old woman. Mysteriously, the woman lifts the tree up and walks away. A man is amazed by this, so he goes and asks the woman how she managed to lift the whole tree. She tells the man that he is an idiot an walks away. Later inspecting the tree, he realizes it is a small sapling weighing no less than 10 pounds

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hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

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PEANIS!

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Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

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When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

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"Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave."

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

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Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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