- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

it's funny because it's funny

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

Women's rights.

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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