- Anti Joke

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

The Morman Religion.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.