A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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