- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

A blue whale walks into a bar. The bartender says "What can I get for you?" The blue whale says "EEEEEEYYYYYYYOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMM"

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

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