What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

The EPA.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

I regret everything.....

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

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