- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

Why are trees green? I have no idea

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

no really what are ur names?

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

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