Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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Y u do dis?

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Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

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Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

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Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

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What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

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Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

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Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

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Uh... What was emulating again?

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A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

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What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

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Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

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Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

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How did the baby cross the ocean? It was stapled to a whale.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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Before Marriage: Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will. Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: Never. Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get. Girl: Will you hit me? Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy? Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes. Girl: Darling! After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top)

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Why was Jerry Sanduski at K-Mart? He heard boys pants were half off!

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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