Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

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A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

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Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? lts of stuff like murder, rape, slavery, poverty, mindcontrol, mass genocide, the holocaust, racism, plagarism, physichal assault, war, terrorism, massacres, onsloughts, necrophillia, the dead rising, zombies, jokes on antijokes.com, awkward situations, dieing, cancer, ADHD, other mental illnesses, paint, the grim reaper, shinigami, stereotyping foreigners, prejudicism, bullying, armed robbery, hacking, viruses, incest, feral animals, getting lost in the forest, arsonry, pyromania, passing out in a bar, meeting a serial killer, and finding 2 worms in your apple.

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An american, a brit and a mexican are on a plane. The brit throws out a bag of tea, explaining to the confused others: "We have so much tea in England we can just throw it out!". The mexican proceeds by throwing a bag of peppers out, explaining "We have so much peppers in Mexico, we can just throw it out!". The american proceeds to throw the mexican out of the plane. "Why did you do that?!" exclaimed the brit. The american turned around. "He killed my wife."

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

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What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

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What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

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What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

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why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

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Miscarriages.

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Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

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how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

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What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

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What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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