True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

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Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

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What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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... i forgot the joke :p

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Your mom is so old she died

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A man walks into bar carrying a nondescript glass bottle of beer. The bartender speaks up in a harsh tone "We don't allow outside drink here buddy! If you're drinking here, you're buying it from here! The man replies, "Oh I'm sorry, it's just that this isn't a normal beer. Every time you take a swig from it, you are granted one wish!" The bartender, who is at this point getting visibly irritated, "I ain't got no time for fairy tales. Screw off!" The man seemingly unfazed by this anger tells him, "I'm not any kind of liar. I have three sips left. You can have them if you want." The bartender snatches the bottle with his unwashed hands from the man. "Fine" he says gruffly "I'll drink your magic beer." He thinks for a brief minute and says to himself, "I wish I had an expensive sports car." and takes a drink from the bottle. No later then a second later, a Ferrari pulls up into the driveway. It is a sleek and dark red color. It was of the latest model and did not have a single scratch whatsoever. The bartender's eyes pop wide open in astonishment and he quickly makes his second wish, "I wish I had a beautiful girlfriend!". And he took another drink. No later than five seconds, A leggy 5'7 blonde bombshell steps out of the entrance. She dons a short white skirt, Long red stiletto heels and a jet black spaghetti strap top. The bartender starts to sweat and looks a little nervous. "And my final wi-EUGHAAAHGGHHH!" The bartender collapses from the floor drooling from the mouth. It turns out that the liquor he was drinking was 180-proof alcohol that his old liver could not take. The blonde woman steps back and lets out a disgusting shriek. "Ewww, this old ugly hobo just ODed on the floor. Can we go somewhere else for drinks Jeremy?" Her boyfriend replies, "Yeah good idea babe. This place looks a trash heap anyway. You deserve better." The couple do not hesitate in stepping into their sleek red Ferrari and driving off. The man who had given the bartender the beer proceeded to check the dead man's pockets and rob it of all of it's contents. Nobody ever caught the man, and not a single person in the bar cared enough about the bartender to call 911. Moral of the story: Magic does not exist and life sucks.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

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Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

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Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

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A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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