One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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The WNBA is on the cooking channel

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

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How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

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what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

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Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

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What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

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A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

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your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

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Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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