I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

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If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

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how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

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Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

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Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

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Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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LOL

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Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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emma: mat has a quick reaction time

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What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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