Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

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Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

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yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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Three logicians were travelling up to Scotland in a train. They saw a black cow standing parallel to the train tracks; the first sign of life since crossing the border. The first logician says "Oh, so they do have black cows in Scotland." The second logician says "No, they have at least one black cow in Scotland." The third logician says "No, they have at least one cow in Scotland, one side of which, at least, is black."

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

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A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

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School

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How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

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What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

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why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

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a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

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What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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