- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

they told me not to write here but i did

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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