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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

epic win?

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

Women. One of the genders a human can be.

yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. Your mom is the punchline.

what do you call a black man in the dark? missing.

What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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