Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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Knock knock

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Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

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What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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Alchohol.

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what did one sandwich say to another sandwich? nothing, sandwiches cant talk

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What do you call a Mexican in a suit? Another Drug lord What do you call a black guy in a suit? Guilty. What do you call a white guy in a suit? The black guys lawyer What do you call a woman in a suit? You don't call her anything as you wonder why she isnt in the kitchen. What do you call a women outside a kitchen? Useless. -Jordan.M

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Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

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knock knock whos their a person

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

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roses are brown violets are brown, who took a shit in my garden

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

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A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

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What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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