So this fat guy farts. It smells.

Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

What's the difference between a duck?

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

Don't believe in Atheists.

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