What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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A bus with 11 passengers is making its final stops for the night. At main street it drops of 6 people and picks up 2, at broad it drops of 3 and picks up 4, at 3rd street it drops of 5 and picks up 1, and finally at 6th street it drops off 4 and picks up 0. How many people are still on the bus? 13 if you include the dead bodies in the back

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A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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