why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

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Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

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why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

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Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

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Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

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-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

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Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

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What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

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why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

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Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

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Whats black and red inside? A black guy

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What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

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Q: What did the poor man do when he saw a Ferrari? A: He realized that he would really enjoy having the money to buy such a nice vehicle, so he decided to take it upon himself to enroll in night classes. After many years of hard work, he earned a degree and a high-paying position at a large software corporation, and bought his dream car. He often told the story to his children as an example of what hard work and a goal in mind could achieve you. He lived a long, productive life and died fulfilled.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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