What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

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Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

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What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

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Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

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whats worse than being payton johnson being black

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Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

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Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

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Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

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What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

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What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

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How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

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What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

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Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

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A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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