- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

Where's my tractor?

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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