- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

whats 2+2 equal? 4

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

Penis.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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