Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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