- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

Your future.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

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