Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

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Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

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Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

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The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

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so the weather's nice...

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

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Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

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What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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