- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

A bear and a rabbit are walking i n the woods until they spot a magic genie. The bear mauls the rabbit because it is the rabbit's natural predator and is indifferent to the genie because it has no prior education on persian mythology.

You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

How do you make Mandy Ann shut up? Clown Car

whats the capital of congo famine

Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

well now

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

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