A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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