How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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