- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

Z.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

Dakota Fanning

Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

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