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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

Reading the Terms and Conditions

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

Women can vote? WTF

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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