- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

What rhymes with float,boat,moat,coat and goat but can not be on a boat, can not float, can not be in a moat, can not be on a coat and can not ride a goat? A zoat because it's not a real word and therefore is incapable of doing any of those things.

How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

What starts with F and ends in U C K? firetruck What starts with P and ends in O R N? popcorn What only costs 5 cents on weekends? your mom

Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

roses are red violets are blue i done you mom a favor by making you...banana and rice don't worry it'll taste just nice

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

A frog walks into a bar and the bartender thinks he is very well evolved because frogs don't walk they hop

I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

What do u call a banana? A banana......

Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

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