Is maynaise an instrument?

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Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

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What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

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who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

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HOLY SHIT!!!!

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Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

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what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

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why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

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What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

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Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

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What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

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What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

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How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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