The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of problems with money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

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what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

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LOL we are spamming this site too much!

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Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

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Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

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you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

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Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

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A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

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knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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