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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?!?

I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

How Many polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, one person is capable of screwing in a light bulb. Unless they were mentally challenged, in which case, they would get someone else to do it for them.

Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

Did you hear the one about the HIV positive man that got rear-ended on the highway? The motorist behind him was distracted on his cell phone, and did not hit the breaks in time to stop.

Why was Jerry Sanduski at K-Mart? He heard boys pants were half off!

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

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