How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

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Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

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what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

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Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

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What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

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why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

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how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

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Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

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Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

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Anti Joke

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