What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

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What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

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what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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GONNA

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Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to probably balance himself.

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What's 9 + 10 19 AB

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if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

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Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

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Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

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Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

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Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

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Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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