A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

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Q: What's worse than your parents dying in a car crash? A: You were in the backseat and saw your mother plead your father to slit her throat witht he broken glass because her legs were brushed and a windshield wiper was shoved in her kidney. As you stared on in pure horror, your father did as she asked with much contemplation. An ambulance arrives moments later. In the hospital, you tell your dad that you hate him for killing mom. You run away and he dies overnight due to heart failure. Yo suffered paralysis and now and are confined to a wheelchair for the rest of your natural life and are sent away to a born-again foster care home where you are never adopted.

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Q: What's the difference between Catholism and Judiasm? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

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Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

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How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

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Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

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I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

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So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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Ben Affleck

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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