roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ *slams door*

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

Horse with a chair on his head.

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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