What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

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What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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