Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

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what's brown and sticky A stick!

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

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what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

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How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

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Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

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What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

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Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

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why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

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Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

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What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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