A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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Please? No.

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Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

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Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

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Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

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why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

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What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

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Justin Beiber's Talent.

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How do you spell eight? 8

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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