Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

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roses are red violets should be purple

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What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

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whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

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Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

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a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

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Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

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Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

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What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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