Why did the duck eat the chicken noodle soup? The duck was told that if he ate the chicken noodle soup on Fear Factor he would win $10,000. What he failed to realize was that he forgot to sign page 16 on the episode contract and did not win any money and was sued by Campbell's soup for copyright infringement.

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What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

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A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

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I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

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orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

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Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

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What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

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What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

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What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

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What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

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A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

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When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

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I'm going as the joker for halloween

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

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A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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