WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

Waffles ate my grandma

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Chuck Norris Dies.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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