- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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