Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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Before Marriage: Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will. Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: Never. Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get. Girl: Will you hit me? Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy? Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes. Girl: Darling! After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top)

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They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

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. HAHAHAHA I have control of you I don't enjoy that picture.

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

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What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

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why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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flavin's head

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Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

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how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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