What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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What's brown and adhesive? A stick

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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ded on boomer and aodddan

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What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

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What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

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Vagina cream... end of story

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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wanna here a good joke? me too.

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if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

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-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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