what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

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What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

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wanna hear a better joke? casey.

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Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

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What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

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Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

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Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

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why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

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roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

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Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

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Not a joke.

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George Bush.

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A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

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What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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